Stuff in my head

My favourite SEO response

I responded last night to Andy Clarke’s tweet about people offering SEO services to him with a rather poorly worded version of a response i’ve used a couple times with real SEO consultants to get a measure of how good they really are.

The dialogue usually goes a bit like this.

SEO dude: “Hey! I’m an SEO dude! I can make Google do my bidding for just £10,000/month”

Me: “Sweet! I’ll Google SEO dude and see how you’ve done with your own site. If you’re not at the top of the results then you have some explaining to do”

SEO dude: “Ahh…”

Me: “Well? Hmm?”